Arrested Development 1.05 – Charity Drive
Lucille and Buster prepare for a charity bachelorette auction. Meanwhile, Michael and Lindsay try to prove to each other that they are not selfish, and Gob convinces George Michael to break into the permit office.
Michael: Come on, face it. You just do all this charity crap just to stroke your ego. You don’t even know what the auction’s for tonight.
Lindsay: The wetlands.
Michael: To do what with them?
Lindsay: Dry them.
Michael: Save them.
Lindsay: From drying.
Arrested Development 1.06 – Visiting Ours
Needing information from George Sr.’s secretary Kitty, Michael attempts to use her crush on Gob to get it. Meanwhile, Tobias and Lindsay attend couples therapy and George Michael attempts to conquer his fear of visiting George Sr. in prison.
George Sr.: I just haven’t had sex in a month.
Michael: You know, you’ve been here two months.
Kitty: Do you like my outfit?
Gob: Not as much as I like what’s underneath it.
Gob: No, I need your chair. Get up.