Episode 16 – Dance Dance Resolution
This show is burning through plots like there is no tomorrow. Probably because every time Michael resets the game (802 times) Eleanor or another member of the team figures it out (even Jason).
It’s definitely getting weird and crazy (I Like it).
Now it appears that Michael has switched sides (what does that mean).
Tahani: I always have to have my sashes custom-made, due to my height and bosom size.
[Eleanor looks at Tahani’s bosom]
Tahani: Also, apparently sashes are out this season! Diagonal line really draws one’s eye to the chin-bloat. [walks away from an offended Eleanor]
Eleanor: Go fork yourself, you mean giraffe!
Jianyu: I can’t go! I’m too young to die! And too old to eat off the kids’ menu! What a stupid age I am!
Tahani: I’d never survive down there! They should take Eleanor! She’s a pear shape, she’d fit right in!
Eleanor: Oh, excuse me, you wish you could have a bite of this pear.
Janet: No, no, no, no, Michael, please, please, please! Please don’t kill me, I have so much to live for!
Michael: I’m sorry, Janet. Gotta reboot you every time I start over.
Janet: [cheerful] Oh, I know. I’m not actually upset. It’s just the automatic fail-safe mechanism that kicks in every time you approach the plunger. Go ahead. [chuckles; Michael reaches toward the button] Michael, you monster!
Michael, Attempt #127: This is your soulmate, Greg.
Michael, Attempt #146: This is your soulmate, Glenn.
Michael, Attempt #218: This is your soulmate, Tahani. [Tahani poses]
Michael, Attempt #291: This is your soulmate, Lerf.
Michael, Attempt #333: This is your soulmate, a golden retriever.