Episode 5 – Category 55 Doomsday Crisis
Michael protects the neighborhood from the sinkhole by quarantining all of the residents. He insists that Eleanor and Chidi host a couple who live near the sinkhole; the observant couple concludes that Chidi is hiding something.
A new couple is introduced that threaten to find the big secret. And the sinkhole magically disappears. Is Michael a fraud ?
Michael: Tahani, dear, could you show us to a private room where no-one could see or hear us even if I yelled very loudly out of fear?
Michael: Aah! It got bigger? Ah! Well! That, that’s so, so normal! Uh, this is the reaction I have when things are incredibly mundane and expected, I’m gonna leave now, at my regular pace, as I do in most scenarios. [Takes off running]
Chidi: I am not going to have sex with someone to get them to stop talking to me!
Eleanor: Really? You and I are very different.