Veep 5.6

Veep 5.6 – C**tgate


Selina must make a difficult decision that could affect her relationship with Charlie, as the U.S. economy is on the verge of a disaster.

An article claims someone on the Meyer team called Selina the c-word, and Amy is tasked with finding out who; it later turns out that it was the entire staff; Catherine makes a shocking announcement, that she is in a relationship with her mother’s body double, Marjorie.

Ben: Ma’am, you cannot bail out Charlie Baird’s bank.
Selina: Why not?
Ben: ‘Cause that’s gonna look like you care more about your boyfriend than you do the economy, normal people, and everything else you’re supposed to care about.

Dan: From now on, Jonah, you will shut the fuck up and do exactly as I say. And if you listen to me instead of your only two brain cells that are too busy butt-fucking each other somewhere in the vast expanses of your misshapen skull, then maybe, Jonah, you might have a chance at becoming the first mentally impaired Frankenstein’s monster to ever win an American election.

Selina: What would you guys do if you had to choose between your cock and your balls?
Ben: I could lose them both. I mean, at this stage they’re purely decorative.