Veep 4.03

Veep 4.03 – Data

When the personal details of a previously anonymous girl mentioned by the President are leaked, Selina’s team tries to find a scapegoat for the data breach; first Lee, then Dan. Catherine tells Selina she wants to support an anti-bullying campaign. Dan tasks Jonah and Richard with buying fireworks for a campaign rally. While Mike is about to make the dreadful error of announcing the wrong scapegoat at a press conference, the President hosts the annual Easter Egg Roll and reads a story to the assembled kids.

Mike: This is catching fire like a gas station in a Michael Bay movie.

Ben: No, you’re right Dan, it’s a dream. And me and Kent are about to turn into two horny cheerleaders and start making out.

Ben: You listen to me, you little fucking turd’s assistant, you don’t threaten the administration, because we will fucking destroy you! We’ll skin you like a squirrel, clean you out like a dirty fucking chimney, and wear you like a glove puppet with my fingers sticking out of your dead fucking eyeballs!![beat]
Kent: I cannot endorse that message, but I do acknowledge it.