Veep 2.06 – Andrew
Catherine’s 21st birthday party becomes a forum for Selina’s budget negotiation with the majority leader, but Amy and Gary are more worried how Selina will handle seeing her ex-husband. Meanwhile, Mike discusses Selina’s role in the Uzbek hostage crisis with the press.
Jonah, you’re not even a man. You’re like an early draft of a man, where they just sketched out a giant, mangled skeleton, but they didn’t have time to add details, like pigment or self-respect. You’re Frankenstein’s monster, if his monster was made entirely of dead dicks.
Gary, deflower the room.
– There’s a sentence I bet you thought you’d never hear.
You know, if we don’t get this done by midnight, we’re all gonna turn into ugly sisters and get eaten by wolves or whatever the fuck happens at the end of that story.
But every time she gets around him It’s so weird. It’s like a cat on a hot tin dog.
Hey, buddy, don’t worry that she didn’t remember you, okay? It’s only ’cause you’re a nonentity.
This is like as subtle as putting a nude photo on Facebook.
I heard whining and I assumed I needed to apologize.