Top 10 Things everyone finds annoying about Americans
- Too much violence, not enough nudity on television.
- A Kiwi is a New Zealander, not a fruit.
The ‘Kiwi Fruit’ is called a Zespri.
- Threw out the British over 100 years ago, but kept
their system of weights and measurements.
- Herbs is pronounced without an ‘H’.
- Even the vice president doesn’t understand the
- Since arriving late for the last world war, too keen
to start the next one.
- Elections take a year.
- The ‘World Series’ doesn’t include the rest of the
world, it should be called the ‘Americas Cup’
- You haven’t won the ‘Americas Cup’ since 1995,
it should be called the ‘Rich Dude’s Sailing Cup’
- They drive on the wrong side of the road.