Written for a relative who was having a 60th birthday in 2006.
10 Things good about turning 60
- Making the ‘6’ look like a ‘5″
- Getting more respect from your children
- Still being the youngest of your siblings
- Still NOT a grandfather
- Any slowing down can be attributed to ‘getting ready for retirement’
- Getting less respect from your children
- Friends now show you to the softer seats
- You now have an excuse for bad behavior
- A greater proportion of the ladies now look younger and sexier
- NO MORE DISH-WASHING