Lexx 3.11 Girltown 16/4/2000
Stan and Kai search for Xev in Girltown. Stan’s nubile non-dead body attracts the attention of the “head” Queen (reincarnated Giggerota), who has no body and kind of wants some body. She is interrupted by the all-female committee proceedings of Girltown, who discuss non-she and non-boy sexist agendas, in endless movements and motions. Meanwhile, Kai liberates the drag queen slaves making balloons, who are nice people, and have no idea why they have been sent to this hell. (Guest star Jimmy Somerville cameos.) In the escape, all the gay balloonists are eaten by Lexx. Stan and Kai fall to the planet Water, Kai sinks like a stone.
It’s not clear if this was supposed to be funny, satirical or just silly. Any way you looked at, it just doesn’t work. Zev just wanders around. Kai rescues people and they all reach the Queen in time to rescue Stanley. (2/5)
Lexx 3.12 The Beach 23/4/2000
Stan drowns, and washes up upon a metaphysical Beach. He is met by Prince, who explains that it’s his judgement time. When asked if he’s done anything bad in his life, Stanley really can’t remember anything. He’s not judged for causing the death of 94 worlds in the light zone. Instead, Prince focuses on his general cowardice and his attempt to destroy planet Water because he lusted for May meanwhile, Xev hasfound Stan’s body and popped it in the freezer while she searches for Kai. Kai observes many souls en-route to the center of Water, and finally slips through a light-hole, that lands him on another Gametown. Stan goes to hell.
Kai drowns, then re-appears. Zev searches, and Stan gets judged. More of an excuse to re-use old footage. Nothing in the plot moves forward. (2/5)